I hate Kyle Lynch.
And I have a good reason to.
Last week I rented a pickup truck from Enterprise Rent-A-Car (ERAC) in Glendale, California. On my way home from work one night, I got pulled over by the always-useful Glendale P.D. Turns out that there was a warrant out on the truck thanks to a dumbass named Kyle Lynch, who earned himself a ticket while renting the same pickup...and being the douchebag that he is...never paid the damn ticket.
After a good questioning and a check of IDs for everyone in the cab, I was released without any spankings (tickets) of my own...but by the time I got home, I'd missed the first half of Jeopardy.
So, Kyle Lynch is a douchebag, and there is verifiable proof...just ask the Glendale P.D.
I reported the incident to ERAC when I returned the truck, and they did absolutely nothing about it...didn't even bother apologizing or waiving the charge for the one hour I was late in returning the truck.
WARNING: If you happen to rent a pickup from ERAC in southern California, just be sure it isn't a silver Dodge Ram, or you may find yourself being pulled over and accused of being Kyle Lynch. Who is a douche.
And you wouldn't want that, now would you?
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