I hate people. People suck. Most of them don't even do that well. Even if you show them an instructional video and a step-by-step handbook. People suck. I hate people.
The difference between the average person and a brick is that bricks are useful. The best use for a brick is to throw it at someone. Look for the nearest person, aim, then throw the brick. After retrieving the brick, wipe it clean. The target's shirt may best be employed for this purpose; after all, they are the one who soiled the brick. One note of caution: it is important not to damage the brick: bricks have feelings, you are going to use the brick again.
This concludes today's lesson.
I hate people.
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